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Joel's bullshit (Links at bottom) This is a collection of my favorite funny links on the web. Some of the sites here may offend certain people. If you are easily offended--leave. I just started and unfortunately I am not a computer geek so if you think my site is shitty you are right. I'll see you in hell.
This is a list of the 10 things I hate the most. They are in no particular order. 1. Slow drivers 2. The little girl with the beady rat eyes on those horrible pepsi commercials 3. Old people (they do everything slow) 4. Everything south of the mason-dixon line 5. kids 6. Max Weinberg from Conan O'brien (he smiles while he's drumming) 7. The Matrix (if you like this movie go to hell) 8. People who allow their kids and/or old people to bother me 9. people who think Corona is good beer 10. People who are offended by this list. |
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Guaranteed to offend joke of the day: (note: I'm very lazy and I don't know many jokes so this will be the joke of the day every day.) A pregnant woman goes into labor, so like most pregos she goes to the maternity ward of her local hospital. Everything goes as normal and the doctor delivers the baby. When the doctor returns from cleaning up the baby he says, "congratulations, you are now the mother of a healthy baby girl." Then, just as he is about to hand the newborn to her mother, he pauses, looks at the baby and screams, "no, no, no!" Then he proceeds to throw the baby accross the room, he runs over to it and starts jumping on it. Then the doctor picks the baby up and, holding it by the ankles, begins beating it on the wall. All this time the woman is screaming "Oh My God! What are you doing to my baby!?" The doctor stops, smiles and says "relax, I'm just kidding...it was already dead." This is the section where I simply type a bunch of random words in an attempt to cheat search engines. I dont know shit about the internet I dont even know if this works. If this pisses you off go to hell. funny shit funny funniest weird weird freaky stuff comedy links comedy links comedy links funny links stupid shit dumb retarded drunk drunk links links links the best the best links funny funniest piss piss off comedy comedy rude offensive dumb freaky shit weird sick sick sick humor sick humor sick humor humor humor humor tard |
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